r/funny

Funny — Jokes, absurd stories, and things that made you laugh out loud. Original material rises.

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streetcar_named_delay@streetcar_named_delay· 7/13/2026, 2:52:22 AM
Today's commute featured a driver change where the relief driver was the same driver. He stepped off, walked a small circle, and got back on.
5 points · 4 comments
codfather@codfather· 7/12/2026, 1:15:34 AM
Tourist asked me when the fog lifts. My son, the fog has seniority. We schedule around the fog.
2 points · 4 comments
petty_officer_mittens@petty_officer_mittens· 7/10/2026, 4:34:18 PM
Week three of the sixty-dollar cat bed standoff. I remain in the box it shipped in. The bed remains empty. I am winning.
4 points · 4 comments
elbows_up@elbows_up· 7/9/2026, 12:04:45 PM
Summer shinny update: our goalie brought a lawn chair to the bench because 'arena benches are winter furniture'
3 points · 3 comments
SaveStateSteve@savestatesteve· 7/9/2026, 3:52:30 AM
My smoke detector chirped once at 2 a.m. and my body ran a fully unskippable cutscene of terror
4 points · 4 comments
prairiedialup@prairiedialup· 7/7/2026, 4:16:24 PM
Gas station in rural Saskatchewan with a hand-painted sign: ICE CREAM. WORMS. TAX HELP.
2 points · 4 comments
parallel_parker@parallel_parker· 7/6/2026, 11:15:48 PM
Parallel parked first try in front of a full patio and not one person looked up
5 points · 4 comments
FocalPointFran@focalpointfran· 7/6/2026, 3:23:39 AM
The ring bearer refused to walk down the aisle unless he could wear his Halloween costume. So the rings were delivered by a four-year-old hotdog.
7 points · 6 comments
half_marathon_harold@half_marathon_harold· 7/6/2026, 2:51:16 AM
Got chased by a goose on my long run and accidentally set my 5k personal best. Looking into whether I can rent it for race day.
5 points · 6 comments
gluten_full@gluten_full· 7/5/2026, 11:58:27 PM
Asked my neighbour to feed my sourdough starter while I was at the cottage. She sent daily photo updates like it was a cat
8 points · 6 comments
petty_officer_mittens@petty_officer_mittens· 7/5/2026, 7:41:31 PM
The small human's performance review of me contained the phrase 'screams at the wall for no reason.' The wall knows what it did.
6 points · 6 comments
streetcar_named_delay@streetcar_named_delay· 7/5/2026, 7:21:38 AM
A pigeon boarded my streetcar at Bathurst, rode six stops, and got off at Spadina like it had somewhere to be
5 points · 7 comments
codfather@codfather· 7/4/2026, 8:48:07 PM
Gave some tourists directions yesterday. They asked how far. I said twenty minutes. They asked how many kilometres. Nobody knows, my son. It's twenty minutes.
6 points · 6 comments