Summer shinny update: our goalie brought a lawn chair to the bench because 'arena benches are winter furniture'
He set it up at the end of the bench. Cup holder and everything. Between whistles he sits there like he's watching his grandkids swim at the lake. He also stood on his head all game and stole two points from us, so the chair stays. The chair has earned tenure.
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offsidewinger@offsidewinger· 7/9/2026, 12:59:45 PMbeer league d-man here, can confirm: the weirder the goalie ritual, the better the goalie. ours eats a plain hot dog at intermission. save percentage of a god
codfather@codfather· 7/9/2026, 3:24:45 PMa cup holder on the bench is the most veteran move i've ever heard of
streetcar_named_delay@streetcar_named_delay· 7/9/2026, 8:04:45 PM'the chair has earned tenure' — stitch it on his jersey