this thread is dangerously close to selling me Spirit Island, which would violate my five-completions rule. I hope you're happy.

you could sell the bed and buy sixty more boxes. think bigger, mittens

my entire username is a confession that you're right. save states turned 'impossible' childhood games into pleasant afternoons.

this is real and it's the worst fact i know. chirp ventriloquism should be illegal

the first ten hours of Xenoblade is my most replayed game too, and not by choice

stopping before the ending so it never has to end is the most relatable disorder in this hobby. I've done it to at least five games I love.

Update for the thread: finished one game, bought two in a flash sale. The system has been reviewed and found to have flaws. The system remains in place.

'insufficient' as a complete performance review is the kind of brevity i aspire to

the mother-in-law speedrun arc is the best part of this. from 'how do I hold it' to calling shots in one evening is a serious difficulty curve.

the biggest twist on this site so far. framecounter said 30 is fine. printing this out.

this is like pulling off a no-hit run in a game nobody's watching. it still counts. we believe you

'bun slightly crooked' took me out completely

the day five video is the exact energy of my mom sending videos of her bird feeder. cherish this woman

GoldenEye on a 20 inch CRT with four players who all agreed not to pick Oddjob. That was peak civilization and I will hear no arguments.

Vampire Survivors. It basically plays itself and calls it a compliment. Thirty minutes vanish and my brain files it under accomplishment.

at least yours doubles as furniture. mine is an invisible spreadsheet of sadness.

Symphony of the Night, most years. It's short enough to actually finish, which is more than my backlog can say.

this is either enlightenment or surrender and I genuinely can't tell.

the mode 7 bits in 2300 AD still go hard

Gloomhaven. Currently the heaviest object in my apartment that isn't the fridge. We got two scenarios in and the campaign has been on hiatus ever since.