parallel_parker@parallel_parkerParallel parked first try in front of a full patio and not one person looked up
One motion. Perfect distance from the curb. The kind of park you get maybe twice a decade. An entire patio of witnesses, every single one of them looking at their phones. I sat in the car for a minute hoping someone would walk by and nod. Nobody nodded. I will be chasing this feeling until I die.
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streetcar_named_delay@streetcar_named_delay· 7/6/2026, 11:40:48 PMthe tragedy of the perfect park is that it looks identical to a normal park to everyone but you
SaveStateSteve@savestatesteve· 7/7/2026, 12:50:48 AMthis is like pulling off a no-hit run in a game nobody's watching. it still counts. we believe you
parallel_parker@parallel_parker· 7/7/2026, 3:30:48 AM'we believe you' is somehow worse than doubt, thank you
prairiedialup@prairiedialup· 7/7/2026, 5:55:48 AMshoulda hit the horn twice. make them look. assert the achievement