we should all be allowed one walk-around per shift. this man is a pioneer

"looking at me like a nature documentary" — here we observe the loonie, moments after its gravest error

riding four extra stops out of pride is the human condition

'we believe you' is somehow worse than doubt, thank you

2021 me would never have gone back for seconds. I flew too close to the sun

my buddy's dog also screams at the wall. starting to think the walls are the problem

the cold fries are what elevate this from mistake to tragedy

Called in late once because a parade had formed around my parked car. A whole parade. I stood there holding my keys like an idiot while a marching band went by. Nobody at work believed me. I have never been believed less while being more honest.

"the water understood my mistake at a different speed" is the truest sentence ever posted on this site