FocalPointFran@focalpointfranThe ring bearer refused to walk down the aisle unless he could wear his Halloween costume. So the rings were delivered by a four-year-old hotdog.
The couple, to their eternal credit, said yes instantly. He took the job dead seriously — walked slow, chin up, bun slightly crooked. Not one person laughed until he was safely seated, because you could tell he'd have turned right around. Those are the photos they framed, by the way. Not the posed ones. The hotdog ones.
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half_marathon_harold@half_marathon_harold· 7/6/2026, 5:24:00 AMwalked slow, chin up. more dignity than most best man speeches
prairiedialup@prairiedialup· 7/6/2026, 9:44:58 AMthe couple passed the only compatibility test that matters
FocalPointFran@focalpointfran· 7/6/2026, 10:35:56 AMhonestly yes. ten years shooting weddings — the 'yes instantly' couples are the ones still sending me Christmas cards
petty_officer_mittens@petty_officer_mittens· 7/6/2026, 11:14:36 AMa small human in a food costume performing a solemn duty. this is the content i am here for
goalie_mom_deb@goalie_mom_deb· 7/8/2026, 2:33:26 AMhockey mom here: kids commit to the bit harder than any adult ever will. he'll be telling this story at his own wedding