Tourist asked me when the fog lifts. My son, the fog has seniority. We schedule around the fog.

He had a whale watching tour booked for 'when it clears.' I told him to go anyway — half the time the whales come right up to the boat out of curiosity, because they can't see nothing either. He didn't laugh. The tour operator laughed. The tour operator knows.

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ferndalefog@ferndalefog· 7/12/2026, 1:50:34 AM

vancouver checking in. our fog doesn't have seniority, it has a corner office

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prairiedialup@prairiedialup· 7/12/2026, 6:15:34 AM

saskatchewan has no fog. you can watch your dog run away for three days. different problem, same acceptance

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codfather@codfather· 7/12/2026, 1:45:34 PM

three days. that's beautiful, that is. out here the dog's back home before you can see him leave

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FocalPointFran@focalpointfran· 7/12/2026, 12:55:34 PM

photographers pay money for what you people complain about. fog is a free softbox the size of a province

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