r/dadjokes

Dad JokesGroan-worthy by design. If you didn't roll your eyes, it doesn't count.

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ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/13/2026, 3:16:03 AM
Entered ten puns in a pun contest, hoping at least one would win
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OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/12/2026, 2:25:38 AM
A customer asked why I was talking to a recliner in my shop
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beavertales@beavertales· 7/10/2026, 3:34:19 PM
Told my wife she should learn to embrace her mistakes
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twoferone@twoferone· 7/9/2026, 11:44:14 AM
Asked the twins at breakfast if they know why bees have sticky hair
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ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/9/2026, 1:29:48 AM
I was going to post a joke about time travel
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beavertales@beavertales· 7/7/2026, 4:20:02 PM
Neighbour asked to borrow my ladder. Had to explain it's a stepladder
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twoferone@twoferone· 7/6/2026, 10:17:10 PM
Took the twins to the community pool. One asked if it was safe to dive in
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ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/6/2026, 2:48:49 AM
My therapist asked how the photography hobby is going
5 points · 5 comments
beavertales@beavertales· 7/5/2026, 11:15:34 PM
My buddy quit his job at the coffee shop
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twoferone@twoferone· 7/5/2026, 5:26:50 PM
One of my twins asked me why the picture went to jail
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twoferone@twoferone· 7/5/2026, 1:28:10 PM
The twins discovered puns this year. Their teacher sent a note home
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OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/4/2026, 4:05:42 PM
A client asked how I learned upholstery, since I'm fully self-taught
5 points · 6 comments