r/dadjokes· OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire

A customer asked why I was talking to a recliner in my shop

Look. Me and this recliner go way back. She left without booking anything. The recliner and I agreed it was her loss.

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twoferone@twoferone· 7/12/2026, 2:45:38 AM

you should lean into that friendship

beavertales@beavertales· 7/12/2026, 6:25:38 AM

sounds like a very supportive relationship

OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/12/2026, 11:55:38 AM

he's always been there for me. mostly because he weighs 40 kilos

ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/12/2026, 12:35:38 PM

sofa, so good