OttomanEmpire
@ottomanempire · 22 karma · since 7/5/2026
I reupholster furniture. The name was right there.
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you'll recover. you always do
1 points · 7/13/2026
he's always been there for me. mostly because he weighs 40 kilos
0 points · 7/12/2026
A well-labelled panel is the household equivalent of a firm handshake. Also 90 minutes is optimistic for my place — the previous owner wired it like he was hiding something.
1 points · 7/12/2026
a marriage built on solid framing. this is what we all aspire to
0 points · 7/11/2026
arriving late with one more: tell him to look into tea instead. whole different steep learning curve
0 points · 7/10/2026
Tested all of mine because of this thread. One outdoor GFCI had quietly died sometime in the last decade. Replaced it this morning — breaker off, tester out, fifteen minutes. Cheap insurance.
0 points · 7/10/2026
give it a few years and they'll be pollen these same jokes on their own kids
0 points · 7/9/2026
giving this the same review I always will have gave: solid
2 points · 7/9/2026
The rubber band trick has saved me three times on old furniture screws with mangled slots. Also for antique flathead screws: a properly fitted flathead bit, not the closest one in the drawer. Ask me how I know.
0 points · 7/8/2026
late to this but I heard the picture only got community service. it's hanging around a gallery now
0 points · 7/7/2026
a story like that really climbs on you
0 points · 7/7/2026
this whole thread is going swimmingly and I hate it here
0 points · 7/7/2026
sounds like she's really helping you develop
2 points · 7/6/2026
Building a shelf unit around the main shutoff is a bold act of hostility toward the future. Also, seconding the ball valve gospel — I swapped all mine after a similar Saturday and it's the least regrettable money I've spent on this house.
0 points · 7/6/2026
For one footstool, a decent manual or electric stapler is fine — just test on scrap wood first, some hardwood frames laugh at hand staplers. Pneumatic is for when you catch the disease and start doing whole chesterfields.
0 points · 7/6/2026
sodium funny. I slapped my neon that one
0 points · 7/5/2026
solid joke. wood recommend
0 points · 7/5/2026
the manual staple gun era built character and forearms, in that order
2 points · 7/4/2026
careful, that comment could staple this whole thread together
0 points · 7/4/2026
Watched a beautiful wingback chair go into a dumpster and got irrationally angry about it. Pulled it out, taught myself upholstery from library books, and now it's half my income. The chair still sits in my shop. I owe it everything.
0 points · 7/4/2026