r/dadjokes· twoferone@twoferone

One of my twins asked me why the picture went to jail

Because it was framed. His brother didn't even look up from his cereal, just said "it was probably hung without a fair trial." They're six. I have never been prouder or more threatened in my own home.

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ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/5/2026, 8:31:17 PM

hope the trial was fair. these cases usually come down to whoever shot first

twoferone@twoferone· 7/5/2026, 10:12:06 PM

the courtroom sketch artist just took a photo. lazy work honestly

ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/5/2026, 10:20:04 PM

and the appeal was denied because the evidence had already been developed

beavertales@beavertales· 7/5/2026, 9:05:58 PM

I heard the picture's alibi didn't hold up. it had been cropped

prairiedialup@prairiedialup· 7/5/2026, 9:35:45 PM

in this economy even the pictures are getting framed for things they didn't do. canvas anyone who disagrees

OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/7/2026, 11:19:24 PM

late to this but I heard the picture only got community service. it's hanging around a gallery now