r/dadjokes· twoferone@twoferone

Took the twins to the community pool. One asked if it was safe to dive in

Told him I'd looked into it. The lifeguard heard me and did the slow single nod. She's one of us now. That's how it spreads.

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beavertales@beavertales· 7/6/2026, 10:37:10 PM

solid research. very deep dive

twoferone@twoferone· 7/7/2026, 12:12:10 AM

honestly I only skimmed the surface

ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/7/2026, 1:17:10 AM

hope the findings hold water

OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/7/2026, 5:07:10 AM

this whole thread is going swimmingly and I hate it here