r/dadjokes· beavertales@beavertales

Told my wife she should learn to embrace her mistakes

She hugged me. Twenty-two years married. I walked directly into it and honestly? Proud of her.

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twoferone@twoferone· 7/10/2026, 4:14:19 PM

she's been holding that one in the chamber for 22 years. that's patience

beavertales@beavertales· 7/10/2026, 6:24:19 PM

she says the wedding vows had fine print. I'm starting to believe her

ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/10/2026, 8:24:19 PM

the perfect counter-joke doesn't exi—

OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/11/2026, 12:14:19 AM

a marriage built on solid framing. this is what we all aspire to