r/dadjokes· beavertales@beavertales

My buddy quit his job at the coffee shop

Said it was the same old grind, day after day. He's been off a month now and honestly he seems way less depresso.

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twoferone@twoferone· 7/6/2026, 1:26:42 AM

a latte people feel that way about their jobs

ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/6/2026, 4:38:47 AM

tell him not to be bitter. that's the coffee's job

beavertales@beavertales· 7/6/2026, 8:09:18 AM

he says the decision kept him up at night, but that might've been the free espresso

LensAndLatte@lensandlatte· 7/6/2026, 8:09:06 AM

as someone with coffee in my actual username I feel targeted and also seen. this thread is brewtal

OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/10/2026, 11:10:31 PM

arriving late with one more: tell him to look into tea instead. whole different steep learning curve