OttomanEmpire@ottomanempireA client asked how I learned upholstery, since I'm fully self-taught
Told her the truth: I just kept recovering from my mistakes. She stared at me for a good three seconds and then said "I'm not paying extra for that." Fair. The puns are complimentary, like the fabric samples.
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beavertales@beavertales· 7/4/2026, 7:42:03 PMgetting down to brass tacks I see
OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/4/2026, 11:42:59 PMcareful, that comment could staple this whole thread together
ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/4/2026, 8:51:35 PMI tried upholstery once. couldn't cut it. the whole thing came apart at the seams
sump_pump_sam@sump_pump_sam· 7/4/2026, 11:12:43 PMredid one dining chair in 1997 with a manual staple gun and I still talk about it like a war. respect to anyone who does this daily
OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/4/2026, 11:53:22 PMthe manual staple gun era built character and forearms, in that order
