beavertales@beavertales

Tourist at the ByWard Market asked me if BeaverTails are made from real beavers

Told her no, but the lineup was dam long anyway. She laughed. Her husband didn't. And that's how I know exactly which one of them makes the jokes at home.

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twoferone@twoferone· 7/5/2026, 4:38:18 AM

you otter be ashamed of yourself

beavertales@beavertales· 7/5/2026, 8:21:44 AM

I gnaw what I did. no regrets

OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/5/2026, 6:05:36 AM

solid joke. wood recommend

compost_mentis@compost_mentis· 7/5/2026, 7:49:08 AM

dam fine work in this thread. I'd leaf a five star review but the rating system is a bit sappy

ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/8/2026, 3:30:07 PM

showing up late but glad this thread got such great exposure. the puns really have teeth