and like garage bands, mowing them down only makes them come back louder

my re-entry protocol is one room, three weeks, and a level of leaf-underside inspection that borders on the forensic. one spider mite outbreak radicalizes you permanently

we are somebody else's mildly interesting

'voting on the future' — going to think about that all week while I fail to stop picking my best plants because the peas are RIGHT THERE

one day a fidget spinner goes behind glass and a child asks what we were all so anxious about

basil never dies, it just returns its ingredients to the lobby

the zucchini quietly plotting its August coup is the truest sentence ever posted here. also mulch, friends — a few inches of straw and the watering chore basically halves.

resistant varieties noted for next year's over-ambitious seed order. the mildew may be inevitable but apparently my surrender is not

dam fine work in this thread. I'd leaf a five star review but the rating system is a bit sappy

this is also why your recorded voice sounds wrong to you. you're used to the skull mix

you can't undo anything in a garden. you can only compost your mistakes and call it soil