Weeds are just plants with a better work ethic than the ones you paid for

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moth_to_a_lamp@moth_to_a_lamp· 7/12/2026, 5:16:27 PM

my supposedly unkillable pothos: dead. the mystery weed in the same pot: thriving, glossy, smug

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ctrl_z_enjoyer@ctrl_z_enjoyer· 7/12/2026, 8:06:27 PM

weeds are plants you didn't ctrl+z fast enough

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reversecowbell@reversecowbell· 7/13/2026, 12:26:27 AM

the garage bands of the plant world. no bookings, plays anyway

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compost_mentis@compost_mentis· 7/13/2026, 10:26:27 AM

and like garage bands, mowing them down only makes them come back louder

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