Gardening is the slowest possible way to make a salad

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tundrabloom@tundrabloom· 7/7/2026, 4:15:47 AM

six weeks for lettuce the store sells for two dollars. would do it again without hesitation, that salad tastes like smugness

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verdigris@verdigris· 7/7/2026, 6:35:47 AM

slow food movement taken to its logical conclusion

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ctrl_z_enjoyer@ctrl_z_enjoyer· 7/7/2026, 10:15:47 AM

meanwhile my basil speedran dying in four days

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compost_mentis@compost_mentis· 7/7/2026, 6:55:47 PM

basil never dies, it just returns its ingredients to the lobby

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