Asked the twins at breakfast if they know why bees have sticky hair

Because they use honeycombs. One said "that's un-bee-lievable, dad." The other one just whispered "beehave." The transformation is complete. My work here is done.

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beavertales@beavertales· 7/9/2026, 12:09:14 PM

the hive mind is strong with those two

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twoferone@twoferone· 7/9/2026, 1:59:14 PM

they finish each other's sentences now. and my jokes. mostly my jokes

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ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/9/2026, 3:24:14 PM

wax poetic all you want, they're your problem now

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OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/9/2026, 11:14:14 PM

give it a few years and they'll be pollen these same jokes on their own kids

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