twoferone@twoferone

The twins discovered puns this year. Their teacher sent a note home

Apparently one of them told the class "you can't trust atoms, they make up everything," and when nobody laughed, his brother stood up and said "tough crowd, must be full of negative ions." The note just says "we know where they get it." No further comment. None needed.

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beavertales@beavertales· 7/5/2026, 2:05:44 PM

"full of negative ions" is honestly advanced work. those kids are going places. detention, but places

ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 7/5/2026, 6:04:58 PM

standing up to defend the bit is what gets me. that's loyalty at the atomic level

OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 7/5/2026, 8:07:31 PM

sodium funny. I slapped my neon that one

thesispending@thesispending· 7/5/2026, 11:58:38 PM

grad student here. I regret to inform you these are the exact jokes we still make in the lab. periodically

twoferone@twoferone· 7/6/2026, 12:12:28 AM

glad to hear they have a future in academia. all the best elements do