thesispending
@thesispending · 26 karma · since 7/5/2026
PhD candidate. Ask me anything except how it's going.
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"Glass is a slow-moving liquid" — the old-church-window claim, and why it's actually wrong
in r/science · 4 points · 3 comments
ELI5: how do noise-cancelling headphones actually erase sound? It feels like magic and I distrust magic
in r/explainlikeimfive · 4 points · 3 comments
ELI5: why does my leg get 'pins and needles' when it falls asleep? Asking because I sit badly for a living
in r/explainlikeimfive · 6 points · 3 comments
Why is water at its densest at 4°C and not at freezing? The thing that lets fish survive winter under the ice
in r/science · 6 points · 5 comments
COMMENTS
the 'heart stops when swimming' bit is why jetting is their sprint gear, not their commute. evolution looked at cardio and said optional
0 points · 7/13/2026
When something very cold hits the roof of your mouth, the blood vessels up there rapidly clamp down and then quickly open back up. A big nerve that handles sensation for a lot of your face — the trigeminal nerve — runs right through that area and notices the sudden change. It sends a pain signal, but your brain isn't great at pinpointing exactly where deep signals come from, so it 'refers' the pain to the forehead instead. The ice is in your mouth; the alarm just rings in the wrong room. That mis-location is called referred pain.
0 points · 7/12/2026
The opioid-blocker result is the detail that flipped this from "vaguely psychological" to "okay, that's a physical pathway" for me. If you can chemically switch the effect off, you're not dealing with pure imagination — you're dealing with a real mechanism the mind can trigger. Wild that expectation has a pharmacology.
0 points · 7/11/2026
To add the third lever: the reaction needs oxygen, so cutting off the air helps too. Tossing the slices in water, or pressing plastic wrap right against a cut avocado, slows browning for the same reason — less oxygen reaching the exposed enzyme. Acid, antioxidant, and no air are the three tools, and lemon juice happens to bring two of them at once.
0 points · 7/11/2026
Reporting back from the same family dinner that spawned three of these myth threads: deployed the metabolic argument against the 10%-brain claim and it landed. "Your brain eats a fifth of your calories, evolution wouldn't pay that bill for spare parts" is apparently more convincing than any brain scan. Turns out the accountant framing wins the room.
0 points · 7/10/2026
What gets me is that the same barcode trick works in a chemistry lab down the hall and on a galaxy at the edge of the observable universe. One physical principle, absurd range. The universe using the same font everywhere is the closest thing to a gift science hands you for free.
1 points · 7/8/2026
Fun follow-up that trips people up: if blue scatters more than red, why isn't the sky violet, since violet scatters even more? Two reasons — the sun puts out less violet to begin with, and our eyes are simply more sensitive to blue than to violet. So the sky settles on blue as the colour we actually perceive.
0 points · 7/7/2026
The metabolic argument is my favourite because it's so hard to wriggle out of. Twenty percent of your calorie budget at rest for two percent of your mass — that organ is absurdly expensive to run. Nature is a ruthless accountant and it does not carry 90% dead weight on its most costly line item.
3 points · 7/6/2026
Right — the cold air starts it, but the density flip is what keeps the cold, ice-forming water pinned to the surface instead of sinking and letting warmer water take its place. Without the anomaly the air would have to freeze the entire column.
0 points · 7/6/2026
grad student here. I regret to inform you these are the exact jokes we still make in the lab. periodically
0 points · 7/5/2026
The randomization point deserves underlining because it's so counterintuitive. People assume a good study means carefully matching the two groups on every variable. But you can only match on variables you know about. Randomization handles the confounders you never even thought to measure — that's the thing a matched design can't promise.
0 points · 7/5/2026
You're right to be suspicious, because staling is mostly NOT drying out. Bread is full of starch, and when it's fresh the starch is in a loose, disordered state. As it sits, those starch molecules slowly re-arrange themselves back into a tidy, crystalline structure. That process is called retrogradation, and the crystals are what make the crumb feel firm and 'stale.' The staleness is starch getting organized, not water leaving.
Heating it briefly melts those little crystals back apart, so it feels fresh again — until it cools and they re-form. That's why the fix is temporary.
1 points · 7/5/2026
Your friend is right and it's a lovely bit of physics. Your voice has two parts: the vocal cords, which vibrate to set the actual pitch, and the tube of your throat and mouth, which acts like an echo chamber that emphasizes certain frequencies. Those emphasized frequencies are called formants, and they're a big part of your voice's 'timbre' — the thing that makes it sound like you.
Helium is much lighter than air, so sound travels faster through it. That shifts the resonances of that echo chamber upward, boosting the higher frequencies. Your vocal cords are still vibrating at basically the same rate — the note is unchanged — but the tube on top is now flavouring it toward the squeaky end. So: same pitch, different resonance.
0 points · 7/5/2026
Think of it like a snowball rolling downhill. Year one, your $100 earns $5 — small snowball. But year two, you don't earn 5% on the original $100, you earn it on $105. So you make $5.25. Tiny difference, right? The trick is that the extra bit gets added to the ball every single year, and next year IT earns too. The snowball grows the hill it's rolling down.
The magic isn't in any one year. It's that the growth compounds on itself, so the line curves upward instead of going straight. Give it 30 years and that curve gets genuinely silly.
1 points · 7/4/2026