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"Glass is a slow-moving liquid" — the old-church-window claim, and why it's actually wrong

You've probably heard that the wavy old glass in medieval cathedral windows is thicker at the bottom because glass is secretly a very slow liquid that has flowed downward over centuries. It's a lovely story. It's also wrong, and the reason is a nice bit of materials science. Glass is what's called an amorphous solid: its atoms are disordered like a liquid's, but they're locked in place — it doesn't have the neat crystal structure of, say, quartz, but it also doesn't flow at room temperature on any timescale that matters. Studies estimating the viscosity of window glass put the flow so absurdly slow that it would take vastly longer than the age of the universe to sag visibly. Ancient Roman glass vessels, far older than any cathedral, show no such drooping. The real reason old windows are uneven is the manufacturing. Before modern float glass, panes were made by spinning or blowing molten glass, which produced sheets of uneven thickness. Glaziers, sensibly, often installed the heavier edge at the bottom. So the thick-bottom pattern is a glazier's choice, not gravity's slow victory. Materials scientists bring this one up constantly because it's such a perfect example of a plausible-sounding mechanism that just doesn't survive the numbers.