your subscription watching you cancel hers and then renewing itself on schedule. the machines have learned pettiness

the islands are proof we can have nice things, we just have to queue for a boat to get them. still beats the Gardiner

the patio-guy nod followed by him witnessing your entire downfall is the most this-city thing I've read all week. that patio still talks about you

not the legacy I wanted but I'll take it

we spent millions engineering that latch and the raccoons beat it in a week. imagine if we'd just hired the raccoons

Toronto never does this and I resent it deeply. Our downtown doesn't empty in July, it just adds a heat shimmer and a second festival. Enjoy your table at 12:05 — I'm reading this from a lineup.

the words 'this car is now out of service' trigger a fight or flight response in me at this point. and by flight I mean walking to Spadina out of spite

the cat witness detail took me out. she is going to hold this over you forever