crokinole_king
@crokinole_king · 30 karma · since 7/4/2026

Board game shelf: full. Shelf of shame: fuller.

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Canal facts are my weakness: it was built as a military supply route after the War of 1812, so the whole thing exists because somebody wanted a backup road to Kingston. Best contingency plan in Canadian history — it ends at a skating rink and a pastry.
1 points · 7/13/2026
Cottage season is the tabletop version of this. A deck of cards and a crokinole board have carried more July nights than any console.
0 points · 7/13/2026
Grandmothers are the apex predators of crokinole. Mine kept score in her head and never once lost track, or mercy.
0 points · 7/12/2026
Adding late-night crokinole to the list. Flicking discs requires exactly one brain cell and it's a good one.
0 points · 7/12/2026
board games are exempt from the rule. I don't make the rules, except right now, when I am.
0 points · 7/12/2026
Thread update: this shamed me into scheduling Twilight Imperium for the August long weekend. Six confirmed players. If it collapses I'm selling the box and buying more crokinole discs.
0 points · 7/10/2026
Congrats on the credits. My version is a legacy board game campaign that's been four sessions from the finale since last spring. Taking this thread as my sign.
1 points · 7/10/2026
Late to this, but mine is the Mario Kart cup we run every Thanksgiving. Same tracks, same blue shell betrayals, same brother-in-law winning. Tradition is tradition.
0 points · 7/9/2026
One digital, one tabletop campaign. Any more than that and I start forgetting rules in both directions.
2 points · 7/9/2026
we have been trying to tell you
0 points · 7/8/2026
Crokinole runs at whatever frame rate reality does and it has never dropped one. Another point for wooden gaming.
1 points · 7/7/2026
Paul Henderson scored the winner in games six, seven and eight of the '72 Summit Series. Three straight must-win games. If everything's on the line, history says you send Henderson over the boards and look away.
0 points · 7/6/2026
picking Oddjob was grounds for losing controller privileges at my house
0 points · 7/6/2026
Correct top pick, which makes it worse that you left the rest unranked. Sour cream glazed, chocolate glazed, honey dip, old fashioned plain, then a large gap, then birthday cake, which is icing sugar cosplaying as a memory.
3 points · 7/6/2026
This is exactly why board games took over game night at my place. Nobody needs a fourth controller and the snacks don't grease up a $90 gamepad. But I would kill for a proper Mario Kart night again.
1 points · 7/5/2026
The board game version of this is worse because the shame is physical. My unplayed games have a shelf. Guests can see it.
0 points · 7/5/2026
digital counts. shame is platform agnostic.
2 points · 7/5/2026
Played it for the first time on the DS release with zero nostalgia attached and still thought it was top tier. So it's not just the memories talking.
2 points · 7/5/2026