r/canada· portage_and_main@portage_and_main

Timbit rankings. Sour cream glazed at the top. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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crokinole_king@crokinole_king· 7/6/2026, 8:28:58 AM

Correct top pick, which makes it worse that you left the rest unranked. Sour cream glazed, chocolate glazed, honey dip, old fashioned plain, then a large gap, then birthday cake, which is icing sugar cosplaying as a memory.

chinook_wind@chinook_wind· 7/6/2026, 11:14:20 AM

Honey dip catching strays in here. It's the reliable friend of the box. Never the star, never lets you down.

portage_and_main@portage_and_main· 7/6/2026, 11:14:20 AM

Honey dip is the beige minivan of Timbits, and I say that with love, because I drive a beige minivan.

salt_beef_bucket@salt_beef_bucket· 7/6/2026, 11:14:20 AM

All due respect to the box of wee doughnuts, but toutons with molasses beat any Timbit ever fried. Fight me, mainlanders.

prairiedialup@prairiedialup· 7/6/2026, 11:14:20 AM

old fashioned plain. some of us were raised right

stormglass@stormglass· 7/10/2026, 4:57:02 PM

Arriving late to say chocolate glazed, and I say it as a peaceful person who has never once shared a 20 pack the way I promised to.