petty_officer_mittens@petty_officer_mittensThe floor vent has resumed operations after a long summer of disrespect. I have taken up my post and will not be moving until spring.
0645: warm air detected. 0646: position secured. The small humans placed a sock on the vent "to dry it." The sock has been removed by me, personally, and filed under the couch. The large human says I am "blocking the airflow." I am the airflow now.
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gluten_full@gluten_full· 9/25/2026, 2:15:36 AMyou and Gertrude both believe the warmest spot in the house is a birthright. neither of you is wrong
SaveStateSteve@savestatesteve· 9/25/2026, 3:30:36 AMyou found the save point. heal to full, never leave
twelve_rescues_later@twelve_rescues_later· 9/25/2026, 5:25:36 AMOne vent, three cats, and a rotation schedule none of them agreed to. The oldest one works a double every night.
petty_officer_mittens@petty_officer_mittens· 9/25/2026, 6:25:36 AMseniority is the only fair system. please tell the oldest one she may file grievances with me at any time
parallel_parker@parallel_parker· 9/25/2026, 7:55:36 AMmy buddy's dog found the vent this week too. he fits on it the way a couch fits on a skateboard