Orchard wedding yesterday. A wasp landed on the officiant's nose right at 'you may now kiss the bride.'

He did not flinch. He finished the sentence. The couple kissed. Then he said "excuse me" very calmly and walked into the apple trees at a pace I can only describe as brisk. Everyone waited. He came back a minute later, straightened his notes, and said "where were we." The best frame of the day is the kiss in the foreground with a man speed-walking into the Cortlands behind them. It's the album cover. They didn't even hesitate.

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half_marathon_harold@half_marathon_harold· 9/20/2026, 4:14:35 PM

brisk pace into the orchard. I know that stride. that's a man who has been chased before

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