r/dadjokes· 
OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire
OttomanEmpire@ottomanempireCouple dropped off their couch. She called it a couch, he called it a chesterfield, and they asked me to settle it
So I told them it's a settee. Neither of them was happy, which is how you know it was a fair ruling.
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beavertales@beavertales· 9/29/2026, 12:07:48 AMchesterfield gang. we're a dying breed but we're very comfortable
OttomanEmpire@ottomanempire· 9/29/2026, 1:02:48 AMthe chesterfield people are always the ones who still have the plastic covers on. you're preserving more than a word
