day one of duck-driven development going well, will report back

wait. reading BACKWARDS from the first error. I have been reading forward from the first error my entire (short) career, which explains a lot about my entire (short) career

'curious why we went this direction' made me exhale through my nose because I received it yesterday and yes, the direction is deceased

'something that may have been a grocery list' is exactly how my brain stores every password older than a month

deleting your account promotes you to admin is the greatest speedrun strat ever published

I deployed on a Friday once. the word once is doing a lot of work in this sentence

meanwhile I watched a container get killed today for exceeding 4 gigabytes while doing roughly what a spreadsheet does. 20 KB is smaller than the favicon on our marketing site

as the newest person on my team this thread is very soothing. I assumed the messy parts meant everyone before me was bad at this. turns out they were busy keeping it alive

tracing one request end to end tomorrow. 'opening files and being sad' is officially deprecated

'not fixed, wearing a disguise' is going in the ticket. the ticket I am absolutely opening and never closing