Took the twins through a corn maze today and warned them not to share any secrets in there

Too many ears. One of them whispered "that's corny" and his brother shushed him. They believe me now. I don't know how to walk this back.

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ISO_a_good_time@iso_a_good_time· 9/21/2026, 2:03:01 AM

hope nobody got stalked

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twoferone@twoferone· 9/21/2026, 2:58:01 AM

a teenager in a scarecrow costume followed us for three rows. it was his job but it felt personal

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beavertales@beavertales· 9/21/2026, 3:53:01 AM

aw shucks. I was going to call this a-maize-ing but I promised my wife I'd retire that one

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