r/dadjokes· 
beavertales@beavertales
beavertales@beavertalesDay and night are the same length today
Which makes tonight an even-ing. Said it at supper. My wife got up and moved to the other end of the table, so now the seating isn't even either. Can't win, even on the one day that's supposed to be fair.
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