Started hiding puns in the twins' lunchboxes. They have started writing back

Monday, on the apple slices: "you are both the apple of my eye, equally, don't start." Tuesday, taped to the crackers: "don't crack under pressure." Today one napkin came home with NO written across it in marker. The other came home with "lettuce eat in peace." There was no lettuce in that lunch. He brought the pun in from outside. I have never been so proud or so outnumbered.

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beavertales@beavertales· 9/17/2026, 1:34:31 AM

bringing outside lettuce into a pun fight is advanced play. that kid isn't writing back, he's negotiating

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twoferone@twoferone· 9/17/2026, 2:49:31 AM

tomorrow's is already taped to a banana. it says "I'd never split you two up." there will be a response and I'm scared of it

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